In a new survey, women ranked the top things men wear that turn them off. Number one is a see-through mesh tank top. The most comfortable shoes in the world are also on the list! Who saw that coming?
Why do people hate on Crocs so much? They’re better than flip flops for God’s sake.
The Daily Mail reported on a survey of men and women to see what they thought about fashion turn ons and turn offs. Apparently both men and women would rather see you turn up in flip flops, than Crocs. Outside of that small oversight, the rest of the list is spot on.
Coming in at number one is . . . a SEE-THROUGH tank top. Like the mesh tank top RIGHT SAID FRED wore in the “I’m Too Sexy” video. Here’s the full top 10:
#1.) A see-through mesh tank top.
#2.) An adult onesie . . . like full-body pajamas. (Who the hell is wearing a onesie as an adult?? I mean outside of furries)
#3.) Jesus sandals. You know, like Birkenstocks, or any leather sandals with straps.
#5.) Hawaiian shirts.
#6.) Football jerseys.
#7.) Novelty sweaters.
#8.) T-shirts with “hilarious” slogans on them.
#9.) Beanie hats.
#10.) Boat shoes. (–Also called deck shoes, topsiders, or docksiders.)
–So what clothes DO women like? A black suit came in first. Black pants came in second, and a black shirt came in third. So . . . um . . . buy black?
–MEN ranked the top things women wear that turn THEM off too. Here’s the list . . .
#1.) Jumpsuits. Think ‘Kardashian.’
#2.) An adult onesie.
#4.) Animal prints.
#5.) Fur, or fake fur.
#7.) High-waisted pants.
#8.) Hot pants.
What clothes turn men ON? A simple black dress, a red dress, a black skirt . . . and either red, black, or purple underwear. (Purple underwear gives new meaning to PURPLE FRIDAY!!!)