Joe Cool dropped an enthusiastic F-bomb after winning the MVP trophy at the Super Bowl. But a look at the FCC files show it was Beyonce’s skimpy outfits that drew the most ire.
An FCC spokesperson says they received “thousands of letters” about the Super Bowl. It seems we as Americans just can’t enjoy anything without complaining.
Here are some of our favorite lines . . . transcribed EXACTLY how they were written…courtesy of Deadspin.
–“[The] commercial [that] showed a women kissing a nerd: It was disgusting!!! My grandchildren was watching that! I had to hurry up and grab the control!!! . . . And also that raunchy Beyoncé girating her vagina in front of the cameras, and that is entertainment!”
–“I am appalled at Beyoncé’s performance . . . she basically humped the air, simulating sex for 13 minutes. Completely inappropriate as family entertainment.”
–“[Beyoncé’s] outfit looked like it came out of a sex shop or a [porno] video. Her breasts protruded out, her butt almost completely showed . . . she wore hooker boots . . . and danced like she was in a strip club . . .
-“If I wanted my kids to love sluts, [and] learn how to be sluts, I’d take them to places so they can learn slut culture. However, I wanted them to enjoy American culture of football.”
–“Beyoncé was dancing in a stripper-like provocative way in erotica fashion, opening her legs multiple times right in the cameras so we could see her crotch in tight leather undergarments.”
–“There is NO REASON whatsoever for pelvic thrust dancing on national television . . . ever, much less by scantily clad women.”
–“The commercial with the old people making out & the old guy plastering his chest on the window of the restaurant was uncomfortable . . . another channel changer.”
–“If this performance was family-friendly, why not allow it for the Presidential Inauguration festivities?”