Poor Abbie. The Kansas woman just had her wisdom teeth removed and was sedated when her Mom decided to roll some cell phone cam footage of her ranting about how she “murdered her teeth”. Now it’s all over the internet.
She’s holding them in a little cup the whole time, and a lot of what she says is slurred. But first she tells them that they were “taken against [her] own will,” and quote, “I would have kept you. I loved you from the moment on.”
And later, she delivers one of her best lines, telling her mom that, quote, “They were just trying to help me chew, but I didn’t accept them! . . . I deserve the pain. I took lives.”
And after she’s home, she looks at them one more time . . . says they can, quote, “come back” if they want to . . . and actually tries to put one of them in her mouth.
Here’s a reminder for everyone — can you tilt your phone sideways and shoot “landscape style”. It just is more aesthetically pleasing than this. I’m just sayin’
By the way — here’s the classic video that started this trend, “David After The Dentist”. Did you know that David’s dad made so much money marketing this video he was able to quit his job? True story. Although he may be back to work once David sues him for making his life a living hell.