At one time these two guys were like rock’n’roll gods to me, now look at them, they’re like Vince from Sham Wow. When will they stop selling?
I don’t condone it, but at least now I know why Peter Criss and Ace Frehley took drugs. It was because they couldn’t watch Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley whore themselves out to the point of exhaustion. I mean, I’m as capitalist as the next guy, but how much money does one need?
KISS has a partnership with the ‘Hello Kitty’ brand . . . and they recently announced that there’s going to be a new animated series on the Hub network called “KISS Hello Kitty”. (Hub is a children’s cable network.)
Gene will co-produce the show. He says, quote, “We are incredibly excited about this opportunity and want to make all our millions of fans worldwide proud of a show they can watch with the whole family.”
That’s right, the guy who has polaroid snap shots of every groupie he’s schtupped is now pimping family entertainment.
This isn’t a new thing. If you didn’t know, KISS has been linked to Hello Kitty since 2010.
According to a press release, quote, “This global collection of hugely desirable co-branded products connects KISS and ‘Hello Kitty’ followers all over the world with hundreds of licensed items across all categories, including apparel, toys, electronics, stationery, and back to school merchandise, among others.”
Will my KISS Army card one day pay a dividend?