Meet Samantha Malson. An average girl living in the average town of Longmont CO. One day she just had had enough and snapped, punching and choking her boyfriend. There are some who might argue he deserved it…
Samantha has been charged with harassment and domestic violence in the incident, which occurred at their apartment while celebrating her boyfriend’s (Lars Hansen) birthday.
The fight began when Hansen accused Samantha of drinking all the alcohol in the house (how did we know alcohol was going to be involved?)
At this point, let’s look at the police report, via The Smoking Gun:
After Malson briefly left the residence, she returned and “began to listen to Macklemore’s song ‘Thrift Shop,’ which Hansen was singing while laying on the couch.” Malson, pictured in the above mug shot, told cops that Hansen sang the lyrics “over and over,” and that she asked him to stop “25 times” before the fracas began.
“He just annoyed me,” Malson told police. She also reportedly confessed that, “I grabbed him around the throat” and “I did it for intimidation.”
I don’t blame her. That song can get into your head, and just drive you batty.
Sing “I’m gonna pop those tabs” one more time, m*****f*****!