New Philadelphia Eagles coach Chip Kelly is instituting new diet regulations for the Philadelphia Eagles, and that means NO MORE Taco Tuesday!! How will the players survive?
Chip Kelly is originally from the East Coast, but he’s spent too much time out in Oregon, where they tend to get preachy about things like Tacos and fast food.
Check out this actual “news” story done on ESPN about the Philadelphia Eagles training table.
While what the Eagles coach wants them to eat is none of my business, I have to say I am interested in how this kind of stuff will cut it in Philly, who’s last coach was a bear of man who seemed to enjoy lots of red meat.
Chip Kelly is known for keeping his college teams fit and trim so they can be extremely mobile for their fast paced offense, but how is this going to go over with fans whose game day tailgates are vastly deft of vegetables and tofu?
The answer is in the first three games. If Chip goes 3-0, Eagle fans will love his fiber eating soul. If he goes 0-3, look for them selling tofu on a stick at the stadium in Philly, with the tofu looking a lot like Chip Kelly’s head.