Have you ever read an advice column online or in a magazine, and said to yourself, “I’d like to give that letter writer some REAL advice!!”
Well, this Tumblr blog does exactly that, and the result is hilarious.
This tumblr blog offers the kind of advice your inner self would like to share with some of your stupid friends and family, not to mention the world at large.
Here’s an example:DEAR ABBY: I have been in the workplace for 20 years. During that time I have witnessed lying, cheating, lechery, betrayal, vicious gossip, arrogance, entitlement, stealing and bullying, etc. Last week, a co-worker whom I liked and respected confided to me that she hopes a 102-year-old relative will die soon because she needs to inherit some money. I was floored and had a hard time keeping the shock off my face. Does work bring out the worst in people? Is it because we all must be here every day? Is it too many people competing for too few resources? Is my hide too thin? Am I in the wrong job? — THE DAILY GRIND
Dear The Daily Grind,
Work brings out the worst in people! It’s not because you have to be there every day, it’s not too many people competing for too few resources, your hide isn’t too thin and you’re not in the wrong job, because all people at work are assholes. After all, you’re there.
The letters are real. The advice is too, it was just never said that way before now.