A Florida man (where else?) attacked his roommate when he changed the radio station without asking. Oh, and he used a machete. Because it deserved that kind of escalation.
Which leads me to a question…
According to this story, Josue Rodriguez brought out the big knife when his unidentified roommate changed the station while Rodriguez was in the shower. Naked and dripping is no way to attack someone, son.
You have to love how someone in the comments section even suggested what radio show he turned away from…That’s funny! Until you get a machete off your head!!
So — finish this sentence for me — I’m not a violent person, but I swear I will smack my roommate if they ever _________________ again!!
No, don’t be nice, be nasty…