It’s story telling time again as I recall a classic tale of an office Christmas party from years ago. All of it true, to the best of my recollection. Also the “Elf on the Shelf” gets treated like a mob witness, revealing my Dad’s true nature; a new feature called CHILL THE $&#* OUT!; and another round of audio vault exposes an overexposed Ron Burgundy. Get on it, bitches, it’s podcast time.